Friday, January 19, 2018

Decrepitude part two & prep

I can't believe I am leaving in a day and a half (I'm not counting Sunday since I have to be at the airport at 4am!, so basically Saturday night).  I have so much to catch you up on. 

First, health update.  Four physiotherapy appointments and three massage therapy appointments later, I seem to have a working/functional back.  My physio used IMS (intramuscular stimulation).  Needles in the ass for the layperson.  You can imagine (but I implore you not to do so) my bare bum up in the air covered in needles.  My very amenable physio, Nick, offered to take a picture for me but I suspect this is like IDing a deceased love one after they are found after a week in a pond, that is just something you can't unsee.  I declined.  I prefer to remember my butt from when I last saw it when it was alive and carefree, around 1995.

Just around the time I was recovering from my back, I got that horrible cold with the cough.  Cough, cough, cough, sniffle, cough.  That laid me out last weekend so I didn't do any packing or cleaning or planning.  Cough.  I bought some sinus medicine and some cough medicine so I can make it through my flight but I am already feeling much better.  Definitely happy it was last week not next week.

I did manage to get some, ...I want to say packing, but piling would be a more accurate description.  I just kept throwing things at the spare bed until a great heap formed.  Eventually I said, 'this looks like about as much as I can carry' and stopped.  Key piece missing:  Capri pants.  I don't currently have any Capri pants that fit me.   Where to find Capri pants in January?  Off to Value Village.

I wandered about V.V. for an hour or so on Wednesday until they closed.  NO Capri pants.  NONE.  I kind of gave up on the idea and threw a skirt at my pile.  Then last night I was out in Langford watching the beautiful and talented Makenna play a beaver in a play.

She looked much prettier than this Mrs Beaver
But I digress...  When in Langford, do as the Lanfordians do etc etc.  So I went to Walmart.  I found a pair of Capri pants in the most putrid Kack-colour.  Beggars can't be choosers and they were only $20.  Done.

Today I went downtown to buy some American money.  I has been planning to buy some Dong so I would have some at the ready when I arrive but I discovered that Royal Bank doesn't sell it.  That's fine, I can buy it when I get there.  But unbeknownst to me, my mom tracked down some Vietnamese money and gave me some for my birthday.  And then when I got home from the bank, I found an envelope in my mailbox with some American money (from Chris I later discovered) also for my birthday.  Very lovely of both of them.

I also exchanged my plum and orange Eddie Bauer jacket for boring black.  I have a colour scheme, burgundy, blue, grey, black.  Orange just won't work (ha, as if - it didn't fit properly and they only had my size in black).

I also 'managed' my media.  That sounds more impressive than it is.  I added some podcasts to my IPod and learned to download Netflix so I can watch it in the airport between flights.  And I downloaded a searchable map of Vietnam for my computer.

Did I mention that Delta changed the last leg of my flight from Seattle to Victoria.  Now I have a nine hour layover.  Not cool Delta.  I tried to call them to complain but I couldn't reach a human so I decided I would hassle them when I was in Seattle on my way to Vietnam.  I am getting old, I'm tired and I just don't care enough.

Time to start dividing the pile into cube sized mini-piles.

1 comment:

  1. Just think, 79 hours from now (thanks Delta) you'll be drinking Vietnamese coffee! Have a safe trip over! You'll probably be able to see me here. Everyone between us is really short. But you're short, too. Hmmm....

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